The longest red light in the history of the world...

While we were driving home tonight, this is the conversation in my van while waiting for a green light. And, to get the full effect, realize that is conversation was not just spoken, it was YELLED across my whole van.

Jack: "Mom, what's for dinner?"

Drew and Ben: ***just making lots of noise***

Me: "we are having pizza"

Ben: "what kind?"

Jack: "WHAT?"

Me: "We are having pizza"

Charlie: "I WANT raisins"

Ben: "what kind?"

Drew: "what did Jack say?"

Me: "one pizza is sausage and one is pepperoni"

Charlie: "I wan 'a go wimmin' (swimming)!!"

Ben: "What?"

Jack: "Is Charlie going to have sausage or pepperoni?"

Drew: "Charlie, are you a Bears fan or an Eagles fan??"

Jack: "Charlie say Bears Fan"

Ben: "Charlie say EAGLES!!"

Jack: "No, No, No, Say BEARS!!"

Drew: "Jack, wait, wait, wait if Charlie says Eagles, then there is more sausage pizza for us"

Jack: "Oh yeah, Charlie say Eagles"

Ben: "No, No, No say Bears!!"

Charlie: "BUT, I WAN 'A GO WIMMIN'!!!"

Drew: "When is daddy coming home??"

Me: "tomorrow"

Jack: "awwwweeehhhh"

Ben: "wait, what did Drew say?"

Me: "ask Drew."

Ben: "Drew, what did you say?"

Drew: "I don't remember"

Ben: "Mom, Drew doesn't remember what he said."

Jack: "Mom, what did you say we are having for dinner tonight?"

Me: "PIZZA!!!"

Ben: "Wait, what did Jack say?"

Me: "GET ME OUT OF THIS CAR!!!"

Drew, Ben, Jack: "Why???"

Charlie: "But, I WAN 'A GO WIMMIN'!!"

Anybody want to go on for a "joyride" with us???