Nothin' but the truth...

A friend forwarded these mom/kid interview questions on FB. So, of course, I had to do it. I interviewed each of the boys. Here is what they had to say. My comments are in italics.

Enjoy!!

Jack...

1. What is something mom always says to you? You don't have to whine.
2. What makes mom happy? when I do my homework without whining
3. What makes mom sad? when she has to get up in the morning
4. How does your mom make you laugh? by tickling
5. What was your mom like as a child? she liked jumproping (I have no idea what he is talking about)
6. How old is your mom? 37
7. How tall is your mom? 5.6
8. What is her favorite thing to do? play with Charlie
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? youuuu play with charlie
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? Rock Star (LOL...except that I can't dance, or sing)
11. What is your mom really good at? taking care of us.
12. What is your mom not very good at? singing (see!!)
13. What does your mom do for her job? you don't have a job
14. What is your mom's favorite food? cookies
15. What makes you proud of your mom? making breakfast (frozen pancakes in the microwave)
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Mickey Mouse
17. What do you and your mom do together? sometimes I bake treats with you
18. How are you and your mom the same? we almost have the same initials, just one letter away
19. How are you and your mom different? our age
20. How do you know your mom loves you? you always kiss me good night (awww)
21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? I think, the mall

Ben...

1. What is something mom always says to you? Do your homework
2. What makes mom happy? when I do jobs without asking
3. What makes mom sad? when our room is a mess
4. How does your mom make you laugh? when I say funny things
5. What was your mom like as a child? like, a little bit smart
6. How old is your mom? 37
7. How tall is your mom? 110 inches, or centimeters
8. What is her favorite thing to do? go on your computer
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? go shopping
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? cleaning (I'm as good at cleaning as I am singing)
11. What is your mom really good at? opening cans (a talent that not everyone has?)
12. What is your mom not very good at? parking in a straight line in the car
13. What does your mom do for her job? you don't do work
14. What is your mom's favorite food? pop
15. What makes you proud of your mom? that you're my mom
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Mickey Mouse, no way, Minnie, because you're a girl.
17. What do you and your mom do together? puzzles (Ben is my puzzling buddy)
18. How are you and your mom the same? we both have light skin.
19. How are you and your mom different? I'm a boy and you're a girl
20. How do you know your mom loves you? you do nice things
21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? Target

And, Drew....

1. What is something mom always says to you? That I'm cute (he is!)
2. What makes mom happy? when I come back to mom after I do something
3. What makes mom sad? when I do something wrong
4. How does your mom make you laugh? by asking me questions (I was laughing when I asked him these questions)
5. What was your mom like as a child? just liked having fun
6. How old is your mom? 37
7. How tall is your mom? 5, 1/2 feet
8. What is her favorite thing to do? play sudoku
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? I think you work...going to stores with Charlie
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? math (because I can beat *him* at Otter Creek ;) )
11. What is your mom really good at? remembering stuff (like coats, shoes and backpacks)
12. What is your mom not very good at? sometimes you get sudoku wrong (NOT!)
13. What does your mom do for her job? you get stuff from stores and stuff
14. What is your mom's favorite food? swedish fish
15. What makes you proud of your mom? when you do something that I really like and I don't expect it.
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Mrs. Pickles
17. What do you and your mom do together? sudoku
18. How are you and your mom the same? we're in the same family
19. How are you and your mom different? I'm a boy and you're a girl
20. How do you know your mom loves you? you smile a lot at me
21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? Target and the beach