(Jack is currently "into" helping....YAY me!!)
Jack: "Sure Mom. Do you remember that I am really good at drying?
Me: "hmmmm.....I don't remember you drying things before, Jack".
Jack: "Remember Mom!!! I did such a good job drying Aidan"
Me: "Aidan? When did you dry Aidan"
Jack: "MOM!! Remember, it was *my* job to dry Aidan at his BAPTISM!!!"
Ummmm....yeah Jack, drying this dish is just like drying your COUSIN!